Hey guys let's laugh a little with these short pieces of humor!!!!

1
The teacher is asking a geography question:
-Mary, where is the English Channel?
-I don't know. We can't ge it on our TV.

2

All the kids were trying to impress Grandpa,who had come for a visit. Timmy boasted: I'm first in mathematic, Grandpa. Sally saidshe had come in first in the spelling bee. Grandpa asked little Billy: What are you first in, Billy? Well, I'm the first one out the door when the bell rings.

3

The psychiatrist was asking questions to test his patient. Do you ever hear voices without knowing who is speaking, or where the voices are coming from? Yes, sir, I do. And when does this occur? When I answer the telephone.