Fifteen reasons why a beer is better than a woman

1-A beer doesn't get jelous when you grab another beer.
2-When you go to a bar you know when you can pick up a beer.
3-A beer won't get upset if you come home with a beer on your breath.
4-If don't have wine dine a beer.
5-If you pour a beer right you will always get good head.
6-Hangover go away.
7-When you 're finished with a beer the bottle still worth five cents.
8-You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9-A beer always goes down easy.
10-You can share a beer with your friends.
11-A beer is always wet.
12-You know you're always the first to pop a beer.
13-A frigid beer is a good beer.
14-You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15-You can enjoy a beer all month long.

My opinion
I don't guess so maybe these phrases was made by a bisexual man.
What do you know about that ?